HELLO PEASANTS THIS IS THE KINGDOM BLOG

I turned capital letters on then.. not sure how to change it!

Anyway, we've set this damn thing up so you lot know what we're up to here in the beautiful Kingdom and also to provide you with quality online entertainment!

Look forward to more posts from me and the boys and for goodness sake leave comments! I spent a lot of money on those writing lessons for you lot. Well, I didn't.. but I would've if I hadn't forced the teachers to do it or else face slavery.

Ciao for now!

-King Pete

Life at the castle

Hi everyone. It's my first time using this blog thing. King Pete's always urging us to 'get more involved' in the kingdom community - so here I am.

It's been about a month now since the castle got its first 56K modem and with it the wonders of the webworld. Can't say that I'm much of a fan, I kept getting cut off when I'm on the phone and it's always Phil trying to look at internet boobies.

That guy really does my head in. Do you know we have to share a bunkbed here at the castle? He claimed it before I even had time to tie up Master Longdong, my steed! :(

Anyway, Dave owes me like 5 shillings, so I've gotta go track him down and slap him upside the head, catch you little fellas later.

-Ryan

Shizzle ur brazzle

Sup G's. Been workin' on some new spells to shizzle your brazzle. Aight? Tight. Sorry if this don't make much sense... been havin a few drinks with my mate Dodgy Dave and the beautiful Delilah Lobster over at The Embarassed and Mildly Rusty Troll Pub. El vino did flow! lol lol lol.... aight see ya

-Wiz